Forest Reporter Karen Bate writes about her life in Ringwood

Karen Bate

Worth the effort for a spot of high living

Posted on 1:03pm Thursday 20th November 2014

An invitation to dinner at a Michelin star restaurant is not passed up by KAREN BATE who finds she has developed a taste for fine dining and petit fours

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Not enough hours in the day

Posted on 11:18am Thursday 13th November 2014

With so many Things To Do eating up her time, KAREN BATE finds an answer to her domestic prayers in the shape of her ready, willing and able Mum

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An unexpected intervention

Posted on 11:12am Thursday 6th November 2014

A near miss for her dear pet dog leaves KAREN BATE profoundly grateful for the kindness of strangers

Karen Bate

In need of some elbow grease

Posted on 11:34am Thursday 30th October 2014

A spot of DIY gets in the way of KAREN BATE’s creative flow as she is confronted with Things To Do

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Seeking a domestic goddess

Posted on 10:00am Thursday 23rd October 2014

A busy domestic life leaves KAREN BATE wondering how she can free up some time

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No dogs allowed in here

Posted on 10:24am Thursday 16th October 2014

Following a windswept amble with her poochy pal KAREN BATE is left pondering why our pets are so often left out in the cold.

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Cookery course catastrophe

Posted on 12:00pm Friday 10th October 2014

A day spent at River Cottage sees Karen Bate struggling to reach culinary perfection

Why baking is not to all tastes

Posted on 12:20pm Thursday 2nd October 2014

FOR days I had been looking at my Bramley apples and plums, which have been sitting on my three-tier cake stand.

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Heading out to the highway

Posted on 11:49am Thursday 25th September 2014

A two-seater gets KAREN BATE’S hopes up and then crushes them completely

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Reason to be superstitious

Posted on 11:10am Thursday 18th September 2014

Some fraternal baiting leaves KAREN BATE wondering if her childhood doll is in fact cursed

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It's a dog's life

Posted on 12:04pm Thursday 11th September 2014

It’s a dog’s life for KAREN BATE as her canine chum is overlooked again and again by unfair show judges

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Going back to another time

Posted on 9:00am Thursday 4th September 2014

MY friend went to the Great Dorset Steam Show at the weekend.

Summer has been and gone

Posted on 11:58am Thursday 28th August 2014

IT’S freezing, it’s dark and it’s raining. It is August. Is someone having a laugh?

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Learning is stressful work

Posted on 11:24am Thursday 21st August 2014

In the search for a new desk and chair KAREN BATE has a taxing time in the local branch of IKEA

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Look back at days gone by

Posted on 10:34am Thursday 14th August 2014

A summer’s day spent in a beach hut leaves KAREN BATE with a pang of nostalgia for the summers of her youth

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The key, not to a combine harvester, but a hangover

Posted on 9:53am Monday 11th August 2014

KAREN BATE finds out that drinking overseas and in a English beer garden can have drastically different outcomes

Conquering the fear of motorways

Posted on 10:00am Friday 1st August 2014

IT was on Tuesday morning, as I faced a 200-mile journey on a Spanish motorway without a sat nav and just the Teen and an out-of-date map for assistance, that I longed for a husband.

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I am a little scared of my naked ambition

Posted on 3:27pm Wednesday 16th July 2014

I AM sitting on the terrace. It's 8.22am and it's already 29C.

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Excitement of my Spanish hols is getting too much

Posted on 3:28pm Wednesday 9th July 2014

IN less than 48 hours the Teen and I will be in Spain and while I am SO excited I am also dangerously overwhelmed.

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Unrealistic charity shop pricing makes me CROSS

Posted on 4:09pm Wednesday 2nd July 2014

BECAUSE I am a meagre, part-time writer, my salary is not exactly up there.

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Things are heating up for Bate

Posted on 12:47pm Tuesday 24th June 2014

I DON’T know what’s wrong with me – I keep burning myself.

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Handsome, intelligent suncream applicant needed

Posted on 2:30pm Friday 13th June 2014

I HAVE a vacant position that needs filling as soon as possible.

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For the record, I think Tracey's emin-ent

Posted on 2:56pm Wednesday 4th June 2014

OVER the last few weeks, I have had several conversations about modern art - none of which I have started, I might add.

Dogs get our tails wagging

Posted on 10:22am Friday 30th May 2014

I AM really in love. Passionately in love.

Bate's in love with a .... Bulldog

Posted on 1:07pm Tuesday 27th May 2014

I AM really in love. Passionately in love.

I love my brother's squidgy pig of a dog. But it's like having a toddler

Posted on 8:00pm Friday 23rd May 2014

I HAVE a stress headache and it’s only 7.02am.

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OK, I'm shallow. Shallow fried.

Posted on 3:00pm Friday 16th May 2014

I HAVE been told no less than three times this week that I am “shallow” by so-called “friends”.

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Roll up, roll up... for your chance to buy painting of Bin Laden...

Posted on 2:00pm Saturday 10th May 2014

I AM the proud owner of a tiny pitch in a giant vintage warehouse.

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New hobby is taking years off me

Posted on 2:36pm Wednesday 30th April 2014

IT’S suddenly hit home that I am middle-aged. I have acquired a hobby.

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I love my new sofa. But my bottom doesn't

Posted on 4:31pm Wednesday 23rd April 2014

HURRAH! I am picking up my new sofa tonight.

No fun for arachnophobes

Posted on 12:48pm Wednesday 16th April 2014

As I may have previously mentioned, I used to have a fear of flying.

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My date with Elvis... I was conned

Posted on 3:52pm Wednesday 9th April 2014

I HAVE been duped.

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My killer kitty's pressie does not fill me with joy

Posted on 3:36pm Wednesday 2nd April 2014

APPARENTLY we have several cases of cats passing on deadly tuberculosis to their owners.

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My brain is trying to trick me into smoking

Posted on 4:24pm Wednesday 26th March 2014

SINCE my heart attack scare after strolling up a small hill last week, I have stopped smoking.

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Lent? Pah, I'm no quitter

Posted on 3:45pm Wednesday 19th March 2014

ON Ash Wednesday I had the bright idea of announcing to the newsroom that we should all give something up for Lent.

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Lack of sofa space providing me with free decorator

Posted on 12:51pm Wednesday 5th March 2014

SINCE my Antiversary Party last week, we have a problem in my house.

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To my friends: Thank you for everything

Posted on 1:37pm Saturday 1st March 2014

IT was my party last night. My Antiversary Party.

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My cure for depression... bidding on vintage clothes

Posted on 3:34pm Wednesday 12th February 2014

AT times over the last year as I’ve worked my way through this black comedy of what is my life, sometimes I sink into a deep despair.

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I don't care what you're selling. Go away

Posted on 2:23pm Thursday 30th January 2014

I'VE got a bit of a thing about salesmen.

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I am holding a doomed marriage party. What fun!

Posted on 4:06pm Wednesday 22nd January 2014

OVER the last year I have felt a bit like a character in a sitcom.

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Stop playing the blame game over cancer

Posted on 2:54pm Wednesday 15th January 2014

A CLOSE friend of mine has just been told she needs a life-changing operation because she is teetering on the brink of developing cervical cancer.

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My resolution is... to do what I can

Posted on 2:27pm Wednesday 8th January 2014

SOME people have cast iron willpower.

Karen Bate

Reader, I am attracted to a Norwegian

Posted on 5:00pm Thursday 19th December 2013

I HAVE fallen in love.

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Feeling a bit bah

Posted on 5:22pm Wednesday 11th December 2013

FOR the first time since the Teen has been on this earth, we will be spending Christmas Day with friends and not family this year.

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Lofts and sheds... a task more suited to the boys

Posted on 10:00am Thursday 5th December 2013

IT may come as a bit of a surprise to many of you, but I am only a little bit of a feminist. In fact, pretty much not a feminist. At all.

Karen Bate

Bragging friends' Christmas newsletters make me want to write my own antidote

Posted on 1:00pm Friday 29th November 2013

MY friend received a “family newsletter” a couple of days ago that has driven her into a frenzy.

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Yoga at bedtime? It’s one way to bring out the animal in you

Posted on 9:00am Thursday 21st November 2013

SLEEP has been a little bit elusive for me over the last few weeks.

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Old-fashioned bonfire night

Posted on 2:25pm Wednesday 13th November 2013

REMEMBER, remember the fifth of November back in the days when we had back garden bonfires, sparklers, stamp-your-feet icy nights and fathers accidently catching nearby trees and shrubs alight?

Karen Bate

The scariest thing on Halloween was my fluffy pink bathrobe

Posted on 2:59pm Wednesday 6th November 2013

WE didn’t get any bandaged corpses or zombies banging on our door begging for Halloween treats this year.

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The dog's loyalty overcomes his stubborness

Posted on 3:29pm Wednesday 23rd October 2013

I WAS so wet and cold after a morning walk with the dog this week that I had to sit in the bath for an hour.

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