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Forest Reporter Karen Bate writes about her life in Ringwood

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Suprising how quickly one can go off killer cats

Posted on 1:00pm Friday 18th May 2012

THEY look cute, don’t they? Well they are not.

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LOML shows an alarming liking for Joe Dolce...

Posted on 12:04pm Friday 27th April 2012

I HAVE just returned from my cousin's wedding at in a sea¬ side town not too far away.

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I am quitting the fags.... next month

Posted on 1:41pm Wednesday 18th April 2012

I HAVE joined Quitters in my last-ditch attempt to stub out the fags.

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Sleep evades me when I hear the Teen's tinny iPod

Posted on 12:52pm Wednesday 11th April 2012

IT’S the Easter holidays and I need more sleep.

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Poor old Bernard

Posted on 12:40pm Thursday 5th April 2012

MY beautiful but annoying, clumsy cat Bernard has been in a horrible accident.

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Pub quizzes can drive you to drink

Posted on 12:37pm Thursday 29th March 2012

MY general knowledge is still as bad as ever, despite being press-ganged into three “fun”

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A LOML in the bush is worth two in the hand

Posted on 1:00pm Thursday 22nd March 2012

LOML decided it was high time to manhandle my overgrown shrubbery at the weekend.

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The Dog is turning into an Albert Square eyes

Posted on 2:42pm Wednesday 14th March 2012

HA HA HA. Did you know that research has revealed that dogs in this country are addicted to the television?

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Mother is less than charitable when it comes to losing

Posted on 5:00pm Wednesday 7th March 2012

THIS is the face of a disgruntled quizzer who didn’t win the competition. Or anything in the charity raffle.

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There's a rat in me kitchin what amma gonna do?

Posted on 4:20pm Friday 2nd March 2012

THERE are two certainties in life: death and, if you have children, the fact that at some point in your life they will embarrass you.

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