Some lines of doggerel on Brexit for your readers.

There was a nice lady called May

Who decided to call it a day

She could could not quite fix it

That bust-up called Brexit

Which turned all her hair white and grey

Berlin was angry on Brexit

Its car exports dependant upon it

Now Germany may find

Their politicians are blind

To their failure to get out and fix it

No-one knows how Brexit turns out

You might think it would cause a great shout

More like a groan will be heard

On April the third

When the EU says we are not in, and not out.

Timothy Stroud