Theories of evil substances daily grow,

from experts more and more.

In the street, a city mum to me did speak.

Vince, her son, a very mature five,

had been interested how Novichok got there.

He told her it must have been on the door.

Porton please consult Vince a little more.

Porton advises all in fear to wash it away.

Was the English weather an aid to keeping it at bay ?

It was not defensive missiles poised to play.

It was rain saved the day.

Greg Condliffe