IS anyone prepared to bet on the day when some enterprising tour group does a minibus 'Novichok Tour' of Salisbury?
Suggested itinerary:
Pick up at the railway station (spot the CCTV camera), minibus trip up Wilton Road to Cherry Orchard, down to the coach park, then a walking tour of the Maltings (Spot the missing bench, spot the missing ducks), Zizzi's for a Novichok Pasta, The Mill for a quick drink, then down to the cathedral (the oldest clock in Europe, you know), Lizzy Gardens and the cleanest loo in Europe, where we pick up the minibus for a trip to Old Sarum (spot the Russian tourists) and back to the station.
Salisbury tourist office might also be advised to source a couple of nice lines in souvenir door knobs and sample fake perfume bottles.
Adrian Kirkup
Salisbury
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